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Well, you should see Polythene Pam
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She\'s so good looking but she looks like a man
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Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
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Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She\'s killer diller when she\'s dressed to the hilt
She\'s the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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[Geez, while I\'m at it, here\'s She Came in through the Bathroom Window.
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She came in through the bathroom window
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protected by a silver spoon
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But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
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by the banks of her own lagoon
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Didn\'t anybody tell her?
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Didn\'t anybody see?
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Sunday\'s on the phone to Monday
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Tuesday\'s on the phone to me
She said she\'d always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew but I could not say
So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob
Chorus