Intro: (Re/Mi) (La) (Mi) [2x]
(Mi) (Re) (La) (Mi)
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
(Re) (La) (Mi)
She\'s so good looking but she looks like a man
(Sol) (Si)
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
(Do) (Re) (Mi)
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
(Do) (Re) (Mi)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Re/Mi) (La) (Mi) [2x]
(Mi) (Re) (La) (Mi)
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
(Re) (La) (Mi)
She\'s killer diller when she\'s dressed to the hilt
(Sol) (Si)
She\'s the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
(Do) (Re) (Mi)
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
(Do) (Re) (Mi)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Re/Mi) (La) (Mi) [2x]
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