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Verse 1:
(G) (D)
I, I\'m good at wasting time
(Em)
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you\'re not asking
(C)
But I\'m trying to grow a moustache
(G) (D)
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
(Em)
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
(C)
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
(Am) (Bm)
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
(A) (C) (D)
And I love you when you say my na-a-a-a-ame
Chorus:
(G)
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
(D)
The part of me that\'ll show if you\'re close
Gonna let you see
(Em)
everything
(C)
But remember that you asked for it
(G)
I\'ll try to do my best to impress
But it\'s easier
(D)
to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
(Em)
what lives in my brain
(C)
My heart, will you ask for it,
(Am)
for your perusing?
(Bm)
At times confusing,
(C)
slightly amusing
(D)
Introducing me
(G)
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
(D)
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
(Em)
La la la la
(C) (G) [hold]
La la la la la la la la, da
Verse 2: [speed up the song a lot]
(G) (D)
I never trust a dog to watch my food
(Em)
And I like to use to the word \"dude\"
(C)
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
(G) (D)
And I\'ve never really been into cars
(Em)
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
(C)
And checks with lots of zeros on \'em
(Am) (Bm)
I love the sound of violins
(A) (C) (D)
And making someone smi-i-i-i-ile
Chorus:
(G)
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
(D)
The part of me that\'ll show if you\'re close
Gonna let you see
(Em)
everything
(C)
But remember that you asked for it
(G)
I\'ll try to do my best to impress
But it\'s easier
(D)
to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
(Em)
what lives in my brain
(C)
My heart, will you ask for it,
(Am)
for your perusing?
(Bm)
At times confusing,
(C)
slightly amusing
(D)
Introducing me
(Em) (C)
Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
(A) (C) (D)
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-i-ime
Chorus:
(G) [hold]
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
(D) [hold]
The part of me that\'ll show if you\'re close
Gonna let you see
(Em) [hold]
everything
(C) [hold]
But remember that you asked for it
(G)
I\'ll try to do my best to impress
But it\'s easier
(D)
to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
(Em)
what lives in my brain
(C)
My heart, will you ask for it,
(Am)
for your perusing?
(Bm)
At times confusing,
(C)
slightly amusing
(D)
Introducing me
Intro:
(G)
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
(D)
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
(Em)
Do do do doo
(C) (Em) (D) (Am) (G)
Introducing me