Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing\'s on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I\'m sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I\'m fucking lazy
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Bite my lip and close my eyes
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
Take me away to paradise
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
I\'m so damn bored I\'m going blind!
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And I smell like shit
Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can\'t do it by myself
I\'m feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key
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Bite my lip and close my eyes
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
Take me away to paradise
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
I\'m so damn bored I\'m going blind!
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And I smell like shit
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I GOT NO MOTIVATION
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WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
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NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
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SMOKING MY INSPIR??ATION
Sit around and watch the phone, but no one\'s calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don\'t like the one she?s got
When masturbation\'s lost its fun
You\'re fucking lazy
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Bite my lip and close my eyes
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
Take me away to paradise
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
I\'m so damn bored I\'m going blind!
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
And loneliness has to suffice
(C#) (Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
Bite my lip and close my eyes
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
Take me away to paradise
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
I\'m so damn bored I\'m going blind!
(Bb) (G#) (D#) (Bb)
But it\'s just a myth.