Tedy piker
(A) (F#)
Despair to the point till they provoke
(A) (F#)
The punchline before they have told the joke
(A) (F#)
The sheer desperation to be seen
(A) (F#)
Staring at the television screen
(A) (F#)
Despair to the point where they provoke
(A) (F#)
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
(A) (F#)
Sorry sunshine it doesn\'t exist
(A) (F#)
It wasn\'t in the top 100 list
(F) (E)
And it\'s the thousandth time and it\'s even bolder,
(Am)
Don\'t be surprised when you get bent over,
(F) (E) (D#)
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
(A) (F#)
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn\'t what it seemed
(A) (F#)
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
(A) (F#)
Another variation on a theme
(A) (F#)
A tangle on the television and the magazine
(A) (F#)
D\'you reckon that they (Do) it for (A) joke?
(A) (F#)
D\'you reckon that they make \'em take an oath?
(A) (F#)
That says \"we are defenders
(A) (F#) (A) (F#) (G#)
Of any poseur or professional pretender around\"
(F) (E)
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
(Am)
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
(F) (E) (D) (C) (B) (A)
And if you\'re bothered, I don\'t want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
Solo
(A) (F#) (A) (F#) (A) (F#) (A) (F#) (A) (E) (F#) (A) (F#)
(F) (E)
And it\'s the thousandth time and it\'s even bolder,
(Am)
Don\'t be surprised when you get bent over,
(F) (E) (D#)
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
(F)
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
(E)
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
(Am)
Already thick and you\'re getting thicker
(F)
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
(E)
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
(D#)
Already thick and you\'re getting thicker
(A) (F#)
Asuming that all things are equal,
(A) (F#) (A) (E)
Who\'d want to be men of the people
(F#) (D#)
When there\'s people like you?