[intro] (B)
(B)
I\'m, I\'m good at wasting time
(F#)
I think lyrics need to rhyme
(G#m)
And you\'re not asking
(E)
But I\'m tryin\' to grow a mustache
(B)
I eat cheese
(F#)
But only on pizza, please
(G#m)
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
(E)
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
(C#m) (B)
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
(C#)
And I love it when you say
(E)
My na-e-a-e-ame
(B)
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
(F#)
A part of me for show if we\'re close gonna let you see
(G#m)
Everything
(E)
But Remember that you asked for it
(B)
I\'m tryin\' t\'do my best to impress but it\'s easier
(F#)
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
(G#m)
Lives in my brain,
(E)
My heart well you asked for it
(C#m)
For your Perusing
(B)
At times Confusing
(C#)
Slightly Amusing
(E)
Introducing Me
(B)
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
(F#)
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
(G#m)
La Da Da Da,
(E) (F#)
La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
(B)
Da
(B)
I never trust a dog to watch my food
(F#)
And I like to use the word
(G#m)
Dude, as a noun,
(E)
Or an adverb, Or an adjective
(B)
And I, I Never really been into cars
(F#)
I like really cool guitars
(G#m)
And Superheroes
(E)
And checks with lots of zeros on \'em
(C#m)
I love the sound
(B)
Of violins
(C#)
And makin\' someone
(E)
Smi-e-i-e-ile
(B)
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
(F#)
A part of me for show if we\'re close gonna let you see
(G#m)
Everything
(E)
But Remember that you asked for it
(B)
I\'m tryin\' t\'do my best to impress but it\'s easier
(F#)
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
(G#m)
Lives in my brain,
(E)
My heart well you asked for it
(C#m)
For your Perusing
(B)
At times Confusing
(C#)
Possibly Amusing
(E) (F#)
Introducing Me
(C#m) (B)
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
(C#) (E)
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime
So...
(B)
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
(F#)
A part of me for show if we\'re close gonna let you see
(G#m)
Everything
(E)
But Remember that you asked for it
(B)
I\'m tryin\' t\'do my best to impress but it\'s easier to
(F#)
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
(G#m)
Lives in my brain,
(E)
My heart well you asked for it
(C#m)
For your Perusing
(B)
At times Confusing
(C#)
Hopefully Amusing
(E)
Introducing Me
(B)
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
(F#)
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
(G#m)
Do Do Do Do
(E) (F#) (B)
Introducing me...